Not Now: The Procrastinator's Playbook (Paperback)

Description

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Struggling to realize your full procrastination potential? Finally, a primer for procrastinators has arrived. Not Now is an illustrated instruction manual that teaches novice and advanced procrastinators how to dally, dawdle, and lollygag their way to expert-level procrastination. Starting with simple exercises, such as "sit" and "pace," instructions gradually advance in complexity and futility---"learn how to write in your non-dominant hand," "color coordinate your bookshelves to look like a Pantone color guide"–and eventually reach master level: "learn a new language by correspondence course, pack your bags, and move to another country."

About the Author

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Benjamin English is a graphic designer based in Kingston, New York.

Praise For…

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"[C]hock full of beautifully-illustrated tips on how to do a much better job of wasting time.
- Typo-Graphical